i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
|—||Pete Wentz (via blogsatan666)|
I don’t get when people say, ”I would never wish this on my worst enemy” or “you wouldn’t wish this on your worst enemy” when they’re talking about something tragic that happened to them. For instance, I went to a motivational speaker presentation. The man had a brain injury and had to learn to walk, talk, eat, run, skip, etc. all again. He said, “You wouldn’t wish this on your worst enemy.” That stopped me. Because yes I fucking would.
Now before you all freak out on me for being a psychopath, serial killer whatever, just know that I have never been violent towards anyone before. I am a pretty nice person. But c’mon. This is your WORST ENEMY we’re talking about here. There’s a reason you call them that.
Are most people just naturally loving or not have many enemies? I would wish death on my worst enemy. A painful death. They’re my WORST ENEMY. DUH I WOULD WISH SOMETHING ON THEM. I could probably wish death on my top 20 enemies!
I just don’t get it.
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literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge